Moogie, monster, moogie, monster…

Moogie monster man,
He broke into my room
And the moogie monster man
Made a mess, stole my broom.
So I don’t think it’s fair
It’s another parent scam
‘Cause I didn’t make the mess
it was the moogie monster man.

Chorus:
Moogie, moogie, moogie, moogie, moogie monster man.
Moogie, moogie, moogie, moogie, moogie monster man.
Moogie, moogie, moogie, moogie, moogie monster man.

Moogie monster man,
He really didn’t care,
He was spilling, he was slopping
He was running everywhere.
No it just isn’t right
It’s another parent scam
‘Cause I didn’t make the mess
It was the moogie monster man.

Chorus:
Moogie, moogie, moogie, moogie, moogie monster man.
Moogie, moogie, moogie, moogie, moogie monster man.
Moogie, moogie, moogie, moogie, moogie monster man.

Moogie, monster, moogie monster man…
Everybody’s trying to blame me!
But it’s not me. It was the moogie monster man,
I’m telling you.
I saw him over there, messing everything up
and I said, “Hey! Don’t do that.
Stop, you’re messing everything up!”
But he wouldn’t stop, and everybody’s blaming me!

It’s a scam.

Moogie monster man!

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