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The Couch
Children's Song Lyrics and Sound Clip
Music by Papa Ron Oberbeck
Kevin Kammeraad


The couch has eaten my friend!
I don’t know what to do
Beware, it could happen to you.

Hey, that couch ate my friend!
I’m afraid to say it’s true
But it ate my sister too.

That mean old couch!
I hope you know what to do
If it ever happens to you.

The couch has eaten my friend!
I don’t know what to do
Beware, it could happen to you.

Hey, that couch ate my friend!
I’m afraid to say it’s true
But it ate my sister too.

That mean old couch!
I hope you know what to do
If it ever happens to you.

Instrumental.

That mean old couch!
I hope you know what to do
If it ever happens to you.

Hungry, hungry, hungry,
the couch is hungry, hungry, hungry…

It ate my pa,
it ate my uncle and my auntie,
and grandma and my pap,
it my sister,
and my dog,
it ate my brother.

Now he’s after you!

Well that’s my story
About the couch that ate my friend.
But don’t worry
It’s really just, it’s really just, it’s really just pretend!

P.S. if he tries to eat you, I’d run!


Many thanks to Kevin Kammeraad for permission to display these lyrics.
© Cooperfly Books. All rights reserved. Used with permission.

 

 


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